this cracks me up......

I had to add this today....this was in our local paper in the personals. I tried to take a pic and upload it but the words kept blurring.

SWF, 62, 5'2", 125 lbs., dark hair. ISO
SWM, 62 - 65. If the early bird catches
the worm, and I get up real early in the
morning, why, can't I catch a nice man.
Maybe if I whistle loud enough like a
bird, you'll hear me?