tales of the crazy house (aka nail salon)

totally just realized i never shared my CRAZY stories from my nail salon trip a week ago...i'm soooo sorry and just KNOW you all have been waiting for them  :)

first of all, i went on a wednesday assuming it wouldn't be busy...WRONG...but i happened to walk in at the right time, there was one empty chair...right beside a very plain looking lady (mid 40's, cellphone hooked on her jeans pocket, long straight blonde hair, mom jeans and a t-shirt)...i look down at her nails and they were wicked long and creepishly thick and curled under a bit...seriously like throw-up-in-my-mouth-creepy...certainly not what you expected from a first look at her...

then the next girl walks in and sits on the other side of plain girl...this girl is, what's a nice way to put this, basically a crack head...i'm fairly positive she did NOT brush her hair (or her teeth) before she came to get her nails done...her shirt didn't match her pants although both were very colorful...and i'm fairly sure she had 4 teeth, none of them being in the front...and her face was covered in big sores...

strangely enough, plain girl and crack head stike up an instant, beautiful friendship...who would have ever imagined that?!  oh boo, plain girl forgot to get her credit card out of her pocket before they painted her nails...but thankfully crack head is there to reach in her pocket for her and dig it out...plain girl thanks her and says "i'm glad your a girl, it would have been awkward if you were a guy"...ooookkkkkkk so a random crack head reaching in your pocket isn't awkward?

then crack head gets up and walks over to the hand washing sink...i wasn't really paying attention, just figured she was washing her hands...nope, she was actually standing there chewing off her old acrylic nails...i'm sure my mouth was hanging open as i sat there and stared...i'm not sure why people still surprise me with their crazies but they do...

crack head also picked out her nail color (or colors i should say)...a different color for each finger...does that even surprise you?  she said that way, her nails always match her outfit...my gosh, why didn't i ever think of that?!?!

out for now
~kisses