convos with my littles {and loves}

...another reason why i love my kids

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jade:  when i grow up and my boyfriend breaks up with me, i'm not going to eat ice cream...i'm going to just eat sauerkraut...and then i might just fart in a jar, tie a bow around it and put it on his door step...

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me:  jade, i don't like my hair just straight like this.  what can i do to change it?
jade:  spice it up some
me:  how?
jade:  put cinnamon in it of course

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me:  joe, is that a funeral procession driving past?
joe:  nope, just your dad pulling in his driveway and a line of cars behind him.

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jade:  can you look up songs my mak mak and the funkie bunch?
joe:  jade, it's markie mark


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me:  awwww, that's really cute, i bet i could fit a baby in it
joey:  mom, that sounds horrible...not everyone knows you take pictures

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out for now
~kisses