reason # 7261 why i love my kids
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jade: what would happen if we suddenly lost our arms and legs and had to slither around the room hissing like a snake?
me: how do you think of these things at 6:30 in the morning?
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joey: what do you want jade?
jade: terriyaki jerky
joey: mac and cheese? what are you even saying?
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jade: she wears clothes from marcellus shale...wait...i meant maurices
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joe: so next year all the films are going from reels to digital
jade: so there won't be any more actors?
joey: oh. my. gosh. jade.
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me: jade, try to think of it
jade: i can't think and lure the cat into my trap at the same time
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jade: his first name is josh, his last name is hot...meow...
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out for now
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