convos with my littles

reason # 9361 why i love my kids {and fam}

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jade:  i never realized before how much babies are like cats

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joey:  you remember how mean ruby always was to max?  we always thought he was naughty.  but really, ruby was sassy mean.  all he wanted was to be a part of  her stupid rabbit friends get-togethers or someone to play with him.  stupid ruby.  

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jade:  i really hate learning the patriotic table
me:  dying

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dad:  marylee, why do i have an extra pill today?
mom:  put your glasses on duane, that's a ladybug

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me: where are my headache pills?
joe: in my glove box
me: all you have in there is headache pills and tons of ammo
joe: necessities

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me: jade, please don't stare at that guy. we aren't in clearfield county anymore.
jade: but he is brushing his beard with a toothbrush

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me: jade, can you help clean the kitchen please?
jade: not right now, i'm busy making a dress for the cat to wear to the oscars.

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jade: what if dads beard got so famous that it got to throw out the first ball at a baseball game?

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jade:  my fav state is Kansas because it has sas in it

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jade:  remember the time i asked what would happen if i turned into a toucan?
me:  {laughing}  ooooooh yes
jade:  you know, those are the things i think about

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jade: is that the Sacajawea river?
joe: no jade, it's the Susquehanna

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these are the convos i never, ever want to forget.

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