Jade: You know that song "The B.I.B.L.E."? When I was little, I use to yell MARBLE at the end when everyone else yelled BIBLE...totally thought that was what they were saying.
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Dad: The world would be such a beautiful place if everyone looked like you.
Me: Did you read that on a card?
Dad: {serious face} Did you read the same card?
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Jade: When we get chickens, do you think I could knit them a superhero costume?
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Me: Do you want cheese quesadillas for dinner?
Jade: Sure...wait, I thought you meant a quinceañera
Me: Soooooo that's the party a girl has when she turns 15...has absolutely nothing to do with dinner
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{pulling out of church parking lot}
Me: Is it okay your way Jade?
Jade: Yep...oh, wait, I never looked.
Me: That's a pretty important question that needs a REAL answer Jade.
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