Joey: Okay Jade, we're going to be late for school. So if anyone asks, tell them we hit a baby raccoon and had to stop to give it a proper burial.
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Jade: George Washington cut down an apple tree to make his teeth, right?
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Me: {throwing on Joe's big hoodie over my nightgown and slipping on snow boots}
Jade: Are you driving me to the bus stop like that?
Me: Well yeah, no one will see me.
Jade: Don't ever get out of the car dressed like that.
Me: What if it's a life or death situation?
Jade: Let them die.
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As of late, this is a daily occurrence here.
Joey: {hiding}
Jade: screeeeeeeeeeeeeaming....JOEY!!!!
Joey: That never gets old
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And another daily occurrence.
Joey: Jade?
Jade: What?
Joey: {silence}
Jade: Gah, I fall for that every single time!
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