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Joey: A boy at school told me I should set my parents down and tell them I'm nearly 18, I should be allowed more freedom.
Me: What did you tell him?
Joey: Have you ever met my parents?
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Jade: Sometimes I get prosecutors and prostitutes mixed up.
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Jade: Is Los Angeles in Nevada?
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Jade: Tell Joey to stop making me laugh when I'm mad at him.
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