Convo's with my Kids

I absolutely adore the convo's I have with my littles {and family}. Normally, they have me in stitches. And Miss Jade, oh Miss Jade, always so innocent. I want to remember every single thing about our conversations {and let you enjoy them too}. That's why I document them here!  Someday, I'll look back on these days and, with tears in my eyes, appreciate these times.

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Jade: I never know what to do with my tongue at the dentist. Do you lay it flat? Or stick it straight out? One time, I even accidentally licked the girls fingers when she was cleaning my teeth and then we made awkward eye contact.

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Joey:  {taking Jades ipod} Now do a jig and I'll give it back
Jade:  But Joey, I'm already exhausted from coming down in the elevator.

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Me:  So are you excited to be a Junior this year?
Jade:  Noooo, I'm not ready to adult yet.  I still like my chicken noodle soup to have princess shaped noodles in it.

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Joey:  What year did the Titanic set sail?
Jade:  1912
Joey:  How did you even know that?
Jade:  Because Grandma was born in 1916

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Jade:  I'm so hungry that when I burp, it tastes like emptiness and the tears of small children

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Joe + me:  Discussing thyroid issues
Jade:  Wait, your thyroid is in your throat?  I always thought it was in your thigh.

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Joey:  Jade, slow down around this turn!  Hit your brakes!
Jade:  I thought you never hit your brakes when you went around a turn.

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