Jade: In class today we talked about the Siberian refugees.
Joey: What? Siberian huskees?
Jade: No, the refugees.
Joey: Siberian tigers?
Jade: I'm not saying it right, am I?
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Jade: I'm so hungry my spine hurts.
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Jade: These jeans make my butt look like the tree trunk the hobbits live in.
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Joey: I always get so emotionally attached to one family on Family Feud, and then they lose and break my heart.
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Jade: Want to see the soap we made in school?
Me: Sure!
Jade: But we can't use it for a month or it will chemically burn our skin.
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